As someone who is officially on a diet, I would like to dedicate this space to Mars Bars. They truly are the daddy of all chocolate. As soon as my wedding's over, I'm going to buy a few hundred of them, melt them down and inject them intravenously into my bloodstream. I am determined to be a thin bride but a fat wife.
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Green & Black's is much nicer. Mmmmmmm...
Philistine.
Flumps!
Twix. Seriously.
I need a Mars Bar
Hey raid the Spa
To help me through the day
I need a Mars Bar
I've had total fun
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
I never eat my dinner
I push away the plate
You can see I'm getting thinner
Because I just can't wait
To get my Mars Bar
Hey raid the Spar ...
To Patrick Moore and David Bowie
And all the other stars
There's evidence here to show
That there's life on Mars
I need a ...
There's glucose for energy
Caramel for strength
The chocolate's only there
To keep it the right length
I need a ...
To anybody out there who still eats Twix
Anybody on packets of Buttons
I gave them up when I was six
I hope your teeth are rotten
I need a ...
(As performed by The Undertones)
Beautiful.
But Twix rules!
I'm delighted that I've sparked such a debate. It's good we have these little discussions on here. It stops you from being silly and childish.
Stop moaning and go get married.
Believe.
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