Sunday, May 29, 2005

The List

Below is a list of men I think I'm developing a crush on and feel I really shouldn't:

- Christopher Eccleston
- David Walliams
- Derren Brown

It's wrong. It's just wrong, wrong, wrong. I think it's to do with the chemicals in my tap water.

12 comments:

Shizue said...

Ah yes. Derren Brown. Have to raise my hand and sheepishly admit that I too have developed something slushy for the short, weird one.

Do you think he's put subliminal messages in his programs to make twenty-somethings go girly over him?

I'm Over The Moon said...

1)However, if you want to get on Big Brother telling them you fancy those people will guarantee you a spot, as you will have dmostrated willingness to find any freak attractive.
2)On a taste level, very very wrong, yes.
3)I met a nice man you might like, you may have met him, he's called Simon....!
4)No work, internet access sporadic. and today yahoo not working. No relevance, just pissed off.
5)twenty four, hate Hate HATE Derrin Brown as he is the wrongest man in England.

Shizue said...

Ah, but its sweet the way he knows he's absolutely crap at talking normally to people. he's all self-effacing.

I do know its wrong though. I can't help it. Like the thing I have for Ilya Kuryakin.

meg said...

Who??

I saw Derren Brown in Tesco's. He's balding.

And yes... Simon... now that's the most embarassing one of all...

I feel bad now for being mean to Simon. I shall go and sit in the naughty cupboard.

Shizue said...

Ilya Kuryakin! The sidekick of Napoleon Solo (who I never liked at all) in 'The Man From UNCLE'!

He was pseudo Russian and very reserved. Still waters and all that.

Anonymous said...

I have to admit I sort of understand the Derren Brown thing. But David Walliams?

David Walliams?

David WALLIAMS?

I feel quite ill.

Anonymous said...

Noooooooooo! You can't fancy them!

I'm Over The Moon said...

And can we just clarify that meg and derrin (and just exactly what sort of a name is that? i suspect he's really a darren) will not be put in the same cupboard. if he taught her all he knew we'd all suddenly have press gang quotes stuck in our heads and be doodling pictures of dexter fletcher. which reminds me...! i wonder how you got nice simon when all the other evidence suggests someone else should pick your men for you!

meg said...

I paid Simon to be with me, so he doesn't count.

David said...

Now you se, it may be embarrassing to admit who you fancy for all the world to ridicule, but when you have to admit you've only heard of ONE of the three, you know you're out of touch!

meg said...

Christopher Eccleston - Dr Who
David Walliams - half of the Little Britain duo
Derren Brown - creepy mind control guy on Channel 4

Katrina said...

Ah well David I'm obviously out of touch then as I've only heard of Derren Brown and for months I was convinced he was a black guy - don't ask me why?!! I don't see the attraction personally but then I can't really remember what he looks like other than knowing he isn't black.